Suddenly it’s so weird. You go your whole life on your own and by yourself. And then all of sudden, one motherfucker comes in and suddenly you feel empty and incomplete when they’re not around. That’s some fucking bullshit.
Fuck those assholes! And when you don’t know what else to do you know the best kind of revenge, I always say, is to write a number one song about it. That will take care of it.
Oh yeah, honey, you don’t want to see me? You don’t want me to call you? You don’t want to hang out anymore? Okay, well have fun getting into your car and every time you get into your car, you’re going to hear my fucking song on the fucking radio, you piece of shit.
That’s right! And then I’m going to take all my clothes off, and I’m going to sit on a giant ball and I’m going to swing around and then I’m gonna hold the record for the most watched video in 24 on VEVO. I hope you enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life.
We’ll stay forever this way. You are safe in my heart and my heart will go on and on…